Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if you have a pussy…
(via fucking-bambi)
| me: | hi may i get a caramel frappuccino |
| starbucks: | sure. may i get your name please |
| me: | esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez |
| Gonna say my name is shipoopi |
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(via h4ndshake)
